Sent: July 18, 2011 10:03 AM
Subject: Our Theme Song
Sorry 'bout the dustup over Phoenix the other day. I've explained to Bowel Boy that he can't just let loose like that near a populated area.
Even though the AZ Haboob wasn't exactly my fault, I wanna make amends with you. So here's a little goodwill gesture. If you haven't heard of Aimee Mann, then introducing you to her music is one of the best favors I could do for you, or for anybody.
Click here to listen to a clip from the Official T. A. FartMan Theme Song, Humpty Dumpty, from Aimee Mann's album Lost in Space.
An excerpt of the first lines of lyrics:
Say you were split, you were split in fragmentsFits you and me just about perfect, doncha think?
And none of the pieces would talk to you,
Wouldn't you want to be who you had been?
Well baby I want that too.
So better take the keys
And drive forever.
Staying won't put these
Futures back together.
All the perfect drugs
And Super Heroes
Wouldn't be enough
To bring me up to zero.
Baby, you're great. You've been more than patient,
Saying it's not a catastrophe.
But I'm not the boy you once put your faith in,
Just someone who looks like me.
Now you owe me one!
T. A. FartMan
P.S. Here's a link to a fun video of Aimee performing the song live, with a little help from the audience: Fans Help on Humpty Dumpty.