The Absurd Epistolary Adventures of the Astonishing FartMan chronicles the amusing escapades
of the lovable, stinky, and obnoxious Cape & Tights Super Hero, and his maudlin Alter Ego, W____,
as they learn to cope with Stage IV colon cancer, each other, and their annoying fellow human beings.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

The Astonishing FartMan Action Figure

TAF Enterprises, Inc.

in conjunction with

Bubbles Toy Company

introduces

The Astonishing FartMan
Action Figure





Pricing: $25,000 ea. (volume discounts available)

Wholesale inquiries only, to:

TAF Enterprises, Inc.
One FartMan Plaza
10001 Main St.
Houston, TX 77002
Posted by The Astonishing FartMan at 7/03/2011 07:04:00 PM

4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMonday, July 04, 2011 9:14:00 PM

    LOVE the custom cape! ~monroe

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  2. Bubbles Toy CompanyThursday, July 07, 2011 6:41:00 AM

    Great photoshoot but noticed his communicator (a.k.a. watch) is missing. How will he receive alerts about Fart Emergencies without the communicator? - Bubbles Toy Company, Quality Control Division

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  3. hewhosmeltitTuesday, July 26, 2011 9:31:00 PM

    One (1) thinks Fartman has too (2) much time on his hands.

    ReplyDelete
  4. W_______Wednesday, July 27, 2011 10:36:00 AM

    Whatever FartMan has on his hands, it is surely not a subject for discussion in polite company.

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